What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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