then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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