Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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