just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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