im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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