All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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