I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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