Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
wow bdsm is so cute
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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