I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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