My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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