This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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