Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Randomize
