haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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