So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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