super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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