i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Also, beer. Big fan.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i out mim tonsoeep
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