question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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