I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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