Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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