Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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