how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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