My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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