so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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