I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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