Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.