We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship