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(919): View more from North Carolina

Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of

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(573): View more from Missouri

Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."

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(305): View more from Florida

Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.

(786): View more from Florida

How high are you right now..

(305): View more from Florida

I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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(646): View more from New York

If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"

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