yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS