oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize