From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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