Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
home. puking in laundry basket.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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