I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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