today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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