i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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