I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize
