I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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