fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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