I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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