Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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