I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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