Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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