Are we in a gay sports bar?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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