margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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