I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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