why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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