u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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