At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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