I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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