gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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