Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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