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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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