I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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