DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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