If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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