I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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