Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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