He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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