Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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